I just bitch about my life

She's the only exception...: okay, i swear to God i'm not trying to be a dick right now.

itsjoejonas:

a couple months ago, i got an email about this upscale chinese restaurant somewhere down south, and there was this big issue because people discovered that a lot of the general meat that they used wasn’t what they said. chicken, duck….i don’t really know all the meat on the menu, but the shit that…

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