I’ll Just Leave This Here of the Day: Discuss.
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This is just beyond the truth.
I HAVE THOUGHT THIS FOR YEARS. NO ONE LISTENED TO ME THEN BECAUSE JESSE EISENBERG HADN’T DONE ZOMBIELAND YET AND WAS THEREFORE NON-EXISTENT.
Mind. Blown. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.
oh sweet mary.
he’s the mega-jew.
FUCK THIS JUST HAPPENED. THEY CONVERGED INTO ONE SUPER JEW!
THE TRUTH/
She's the only exception...: okay, i swear to God i'm not trying to be a dick right now.
Via blunts and cunts.
a couple months ago, i got an email about this upscale chinese restaurant somewhere down south, and there was this big issue because people discovered that a lot of the general meat that they used wasn’t what they said. chicken, duck….i don’t really know all the meat on the menu, but the shit that…
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I’ll Just Leave This Here of the Day: Discuss.
[switchedblog.]
This is just beyond the truth.
I HAVE THOUGHT THIS FOR YEARS. NO ONE LISTENED TO ME THEN BECAUSE JESSE EISENBERG HADN’T DONE ZOMBIELAND YET AND WAS THEREFORE NON-EXISTENT.
Mind. Blown. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.
oh sweet mary.
he’s the mega-jew.
FUCK THIS JUST HAPPENED. THEY CONVERGED INTO ONE SUPER JEW!
THE TRUTH/](http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9m74tqNw41qzbs70o1_500.jpg)





