I just bitch about my life






obeythesystem:

globogym:

-elvisaaronpresley:

homeisnowhere:

callmejude:

tumblrisforlulz:

thedailywhat:

I’ll Just Leave This Here of the Day: Discuss.

[switchedblog.]

This is just beyond the truth.

I HAVE THOUGHT THIS FOR YEARS. NO ONE LISTENED TO ME THEN BECAUSE JESSE EISENBERG HADN’T DONE ZOMBIELAND YET AND WAS THEREFORE NON-EXISTENT.

Mind. Blown. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.

 oh sweet mary.

he’s the mega-jew.

FUCK THIS JUST HAPPENED. THEY CONVERGED INTO ONE SUPER JEW!

THE TRUTH/



(Source: skippingst0ne)




She's the only exception...: okay, i swear to God i'm not trying to be a dick right now.

itsjoejonas:

a couple months ago, i got an email about this upscale chinese restaurant somewhere down south, and there was this big issue because people discovered that a lot of the general meat that they used wasn’t what they said. chicken, duck….i don’t really know all the meat on the menu, but the shit that…

(Source: weedburritos)

Via blunts and cunts.


~me in college..



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